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This commodity collects all famous quotes made about or by Orks and/or Gretchin. The quotes are organized in an alphabetical order using the writer's name.

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Speaker	Quote	Source
Bad Moons Klan	Yous're rich! Yous're flashy! Yous 'ave a proppa Orky stoutness about your belly! And y'all've got more big, shooty, and dead 'ard gear than any 2 other Orks put together. Da uvver clans orta make manner for da Bad Moons!	[Needs Citation]
Bigmaw, Ork Runtherd	Travellin' through space is boring. Well, dull unless da hulk yer on is full of dem gene-sneakers, or a base fer da chaos lads wiv da spikes, or already has Boyz on information technology. Or if humie lootas come up callin', that'due south always good fer a bit a sport. Or unless yer have a mutiny or two to laissez passer da time, or unless strange fings starting time happenin', which dey ordinarily exercise when yer out in da warp. One time we had some bloody bang-up ugly fing come straight out of Weird Lugwort's 'ed! Information technology butchered half da lads, that was pretty entertainin'. Come ter fink of it, space is a pretty proficient larf. And that's earlier yer observe yerself a nice globe ta trounce!	Codex: Orks (4th Edition), p. 18
Bluddflagg, Ork Kaptin	Dem Inquisishun humies tin can't be trusted any further dan day can be thrown, which in dat one'south instance might exist a bad example.	Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of State of war Ii - Retribution
Warboss Brakka	Now git out there and krush dem all!	https://web.annal.org/web/19980121130232/http://www.games-workshop.com/games/warhammer40000/orks.html (saved archive page, dated January 1998, terminal accessed 08 February 2020)
Goff Warboss Bugrat Skumdreg	All Orks is equal, only some Orks are more equal dan uvvas. -on being accused of taking more than his off-white share of the booty from the latest boxing	'Ere We Go, p. 24
Buzzgob da Burna Boy, Ork Warlord	Hur, hur, hur... look at Lubdog'due south lads gettin' all killed off. Stupid can 'eds should salvage some ammo. Roktoof'south gitz will be arrivin' any second at present...	Strategy Cards for Planetary Empires expansion game, card Reinforcements - Small-scale Stratagem", (saved archive page, dated February 2011, last accessed 6 Oct 2015)

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Speaker	Quote	Source
Chor, Da Bluddrokk, Speed Freak	At present, where'z we gunna go enough carmine paint ta make a sumfing as 'uge as dis Kill Kroozer go fasta?	FFG Teaser to the "Boundless Hate" - Warpack to the Warhammer 40'000 Conquest Bill of fare Game
Commissar Ciaphas Cain	I was bright enough fifty-fifty and so to know a serious threat when I saw one.... For 1 thing, the creatures running towards me were big, and jutting with muscle in a fashion I'd just previously seen on ogryns. Fifty-fifty a Catachan would have looked distinctly puny next to 1 of these monstrosities. Tiny red optics glared from below an exaggerated brow ridge, but unlike the holos I'd seen, they were alive with malevolence, and what, if non exactly intelligence, was the kind of instinctive cunning which quite often fabricated up for its lack. -during the Siege of Perlia	Expiry or Glory (Novel) - Ciaphas Cain: Defender of the Imperium (Jitney) past Sandy Mitchell, Affiliate 6, pg. 75
	I've got to know a great bargain more most these creatures over the final century or and so, since that first disconcerting encounter, and ane thing I've seen fourth dimension and again is that dismissing them as simple, unreasoning brutes is a fast route to the graveyard (or more than likely their stomachs).
	Despite their bulk they moved swiftly, and with a kind of grace completely at odds with their appearance, every movement economic and precise.

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Speaker	Quote	Source
Dagskar Snotgob, Gretchin Slaver -at the battle of Ursus Prime	Boss, dominate? Shouldn't we 'ave appeared over dere?	Strategy Cards for Planetary Empires expansion game, card Displacer Field - Small-scale Stratagem", (saved annal page, dated Feb 2011, last accessed six October 2015)
Dedeye, Kaptin	Gork loves me, and Mork finks I is da best. No puny oomies is gonna kill me, non when da greenest gods in da milky way is watchin' me!	Strategy Cards for Planetary Empires expansion game, carte du jour "Battle Fate - Modest Stratagem", (saved archive folio, dated February 2011, last accessed 5 October 2015)
Bugsplatta Defnik of the Ruddy Wheelz Speed Freeks	Nosotros'southward stomped 'umies, we'due south diddled upwardly stuff and nosotros'southward driven our traks from ane end of da earth to da uvva. Nosotros's gonna come back next year!	[Needs Citation]
legendary Ork Smartboy Derek Zog	The best means of Attack is Defence, an' the best means of Attack is a really really Large Ane, right, with lots of Boys an' dead big shooty things an' what have ya.	Deff Skwadron (Graphic Novel), curt-story Da large push, first page
Warlord Dragnatz	We've got our Gargantz an' nosotros've got our weapons. Wot ain't we got? We ain't got anyfing for target practise iz wot! So I'll tell you wot nosotros're gonna do. Nosotros're gonna give da Humies a sense of taste of 'ot metal death is wot. Nosotros'south gonna have Big Gork and Big Mork 'ere an' we's gonna stomp Hummie! - preparing the Boyz for the Waaagh!	[Needs Citation]

F

Speaker	Quote	Source
Fat Druzka, Flash Git	Bought me a deffblasta off Rotskrag earlier. Prissy trivial killa. Merely ask Rotskrag, hur hur.	Codex: Orks (4th Edition), p. 14

G

Speaker	Quote	Source
Gasgrakh, Goff Nob	Nosotros're da all-time. Think diffrent practice ya? Come and have a go then, ya runty little wimp!	Codex: Orks (quaternary Edition), p. thirteen
Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka	We is gonna stomp da universe flat and kill anyfink that fights dorsum. we're da Orks, and was fabricated ta fight and win.	Codex: Orks (4th Edition), p. 106
	I'chiliad da hand of Gork and Mork, dey sent me to rouse up da boyz to shell and kill 'cos da boyz forgot what dere 'ere for. I woz ane of da boyz till da godz smashed me in da 'ead an' I 'membered dat Orks is meant to conquer and brand slaves of everyfing they don't impale. I'm da profit of da Waaagh an' whole worlds burn down in my boot prints. On Armour-Geddem, I led da boyz through da burn deserts and smashed da humies' metallic cities to scrap. I fought Yarik, old one-eye at Tarturus, an' he fought good but nosotros smashed iz urban center too. I'thou death to anyfing dat walks or crawls, where I go nothin' stands in my way. We crushed da stunties on Golgotha, an' nosotros defenseless old one-eye when da speed freeks blew da humies' big tanks ta bits. I let 'im go 'crusade good enemies iz 'ard to find, an Orks demand enemies ta fight like they demand meat ta eat an' grog ta drink. I iz more cunnin' than a grot an' more killy than a dread, da boyz dat follow me can't be shell. On Pissenah we jumped da marine-boyz an' our bosspoles was covered in da helmets we took from da dead 'uns. Nosotros burned dere port an' killed dere bosses an' left nothin' but ruins behind. I'm Warlord Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka an' I speak wiv da word of da gods. We iz gonna stomp da 'ooniverse flat an' impale anyfing that fights back. We iz gonna do this coz' we're Orks an' we was fabricated ta fight an' win! - Graffiti on Warlord Boxing Titan wreckage, found by Dark Angels at Westerisle, Piscina IV	Codex: Orks (4th Edition), p. 91 (a reduced version)
	Humies is all weak scum that deserve ta go stomped. 'Cept for I-Eye Yarrick. He knows how ter fight.	Codex: Royal Guard (5th Edition), pg. 63
Gibli the Gretchin	We're condom 'ere Gobbitz. There's no style da beakies tin become to us at the summit of dis cliff... - Last words earlier being overrun by Space Marine Assault troops from the Salamanders Chapter	[Needs Citation]
Ork Dreadnought Ace 'Jip' Gobsmak	Dere's jus' one fing wiv kans wot ya'av ta bovver nigh - Sittin' on dat spring gives ya piles!	Warhammer 40,000 Compendium, p.57
Gorgal 'edkicker	OI! Lissen ta me wen I'z talkin' to ya! We'z gonna go on 'dere ship, we'z gonna boom information technology upward an' kill anyfing dat gets in our way, an' den nosotros'z gonna get back on da boat an' go abode. Dat'll show 'em. Exercise you lot of 'umie runts unnastand dat? Good. Now, wiv me: WAAAGH! - sanctioned Ork, briefing a human Boarding political party	Rogue Trader: Into the Storm, p. 66
Commutation between Warboss Gorgutz 'Ead 'Unter, and Tomas Macabee, Necron Pariah	Gorgutz: Yous looks like an oomie dats needs some feeding, metal boy. Macabee: We exterminated all life on this planet before, and nosotros shall do so again. Gorgutz: Dat woz earlier me Waaagh! got 'ere. Now, nosotros is da wuns doin' da 'sterminating!	Dawn of War: Dark Crusade
Gorklaw, Warlord	Wotter yer mean we only got 4 Stompas? We had a lots of 'em! Roight - we need ammo and flake, an I know just where ta become 'em.	Apocalypse Reload, pg. 78
Gorsmak, Big Mek	Yer boss, dese weapons are the all-time wunz e'er. Da Boyz volition striking ameliorate, an 'arder than ever before!	Strategy Cards for Planetary Empires expansion game, menu "Special Combat Weapons - Minor Stratagem", (saved archive page, dated Feb 2011, final accessed half dozen October 2015)
Grodd, Snakebite Runtherd	Live off the land. Go to find war. Impale wot comes close. The old ways are best.	Codex: Orks (4th Edition), p. 14
Mad Dok Grotsnik	Operate! Operate! All the same fourth dimension to operate!	Codex: Orks (fourth Edition), p. 59
Grukk, Ork Boy	Nosotros don't fight fer food, or fer teef, or guns, or cos nosotros'southward told to fight. We fight cos nosotros woz born to fight. And win.	Codex: Orks (fourth Edition), p. 41
Dok Gutslash	Correct, first I'll accept those teef out for yer, dat should aid ease da pain in yer leg. Grokkit, hand me that wrench. Now and then... Open wide, and say... AAARGH!	Codex: Orks (4th Edition), p. 38

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Speaker	Quote	Source
Md Hacksore	Not enuff nails? - Nah, I put da little feller in upside downwards. - musing why his newly constructed dreadnought wasn't working	[Needs Citation]
Warboss Headkrakka	Oy, iz dis thing on?! Yeah, dis here is a message for da' grayskin bosses and their kroot. If'n you lot're gettin' any pictures wiff this thing, you can see what we done to your kroot over at that place. They'due south all dead and making for overnice decorations on me new boss-hut. If'n you're not getting da pictures, just take i of da kroot nigh you an' rip 'em in half. Information technology's like that. Dis here is Warboss Hedkrakka and it wuz me and me boyz that did this to yer kroot. Dis hither is Hedkrakka'due south land at present and nosotros'z all coming to see you'z adjacent! I demand some grayskins for me boss-hut!	Dawn of War: Dark Crusade

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Speaker	Quote	Source
Kog da Flymek, pioneer of the Dethkopta	Wot's faster than a warbuggy, more killy than a warbike, and flies through da air similar a bird? I got no bleedin' idea, but I'thou gonna find out.	Codex: Orks (quaternary Edition), p. 48
Provost-Major Kyne, at the court-martial of Lt Gordo	Half-glimpsed shadows? Ork wearing camouflage? Practice you lot take us for imbeciles? Orks are barbarian and entirely single-minded. Regular army dogma, which has served the states well for ten thousand years, teaches us this. Greenskins come on in a great horde, they practise not slink and sneak in the shade. Guards! Take the prisoner to the holding cells to await execution for cowardice and incompetence.	Codex: Orks (4th Edition), p. 44

Fifty

Speaker	Quote	Source
Lugnut of the Bladed Wheels	Evil Sunz similar ii fings most: Going fast and krumpin' stuff. Dat'southward why we'z then good at it.	Codex: Orks (4th Edition), p. 13

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Speaker	Quote	Source
Morglum Necksnapper	The only good 'ooman is a expressionless 'ooman. An' da merely fing better than a dead 'ooman'z a dyin' 'ooman who tell y'all where ter find 'is mates.	Waaargh: Orks, p. 82
Morgaash Kulgraz Warlord of Undred-Undred Teef, Kaptin of Da Wurldbreaka	I'z smashed 'umies an' panzies an' birdboyz an' dogfaces; I'z gonna smash anyfing wot gets in my way, an' have wotz left. I iz da biggest, 'ardest boss in all da 'Spanse, da biggest Kaptin ov Undred-Undred Teef, and nuffin kan stop me!	Rogue Trader: Into the Storm p. 58

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Speaker	Quote	Source
Nazdakka Boomsnik, Renowned Mekboy	Da all-time shoota I eva fabricated, dat iz. Loadza barrulz, so dat information technology'south ded shooty. 'Sept dat wun, 'cos dat'south da skorcha, dat's burny insted. Yeah, good an' propa. An' da bullitz is 'splosiv...dey goez boom inna fings wot you'z shootin.' An' dat button dere...dat's da best flake. Wot information technology duz, see, iz...iz...oh, zog. Nah, its nuffin' boss. Nah, yous'z don't demand ta see wot dat button duz...'onist. Don't push button information technology! - Last words	Rogue Trader: Into the Tempest p. 94
Nekbrekka, Warboss	Expect lads, dose stoopid oomies have left a flop behind. Huh, it'south got wire attached to it. Luzgit, assist me pull dis fing costless. - before long earlier he 'earned' his bionics	Strategy Cards for Planetary Empires expansion game, card "Booby-trap - Pocket-sized Stratagem", (saved annal page, dated February 2011, last accessed 5 October 2015)
Nuzzgrond of the Blackness Skulls	Da only lost race I ever heard of woz when Hef crashed his trike in da last stretch of da cantankerous-dessert rally. Cost me a few teef, that.	Codex: Orks (4th Edition), p. vii

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Speaker	Quote	Source
Kaptain Parrkurr of the Ork Landa 'Funderbird Too'	Aim fer dat large buildin' over der. No da uvver wun! NO DAT WUN! Zoggit, just land information technology 'ere.	[Needs Citation]

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Speaker	Quote	Source
Rotgob, Ork strategist	Go 'em boyz! Dakka dakka dakka! WAAAGH! THE ORKS! WAAAGH!	Codex: Orks (4th Edition), p. 94
'Fingaz' Rutzeg, Deathskull Loota	Wot, this? Naw, I've had this fer ages. Of grade the paint's yet moisture, information technology'due south me favourite. Sell it to ya if you similar. One careful possessor.	Codex: Orks (4th Edition), p. 15

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Speaker	Quote	Source
Korporal Snagbrat of the Dreadblade Kommandos	Us Blood axes have learnt a lot from da humies. How all-time ta impale 'em, fer example.	Codex: Orks (4th Edition), p. fifteen
Skabgutz, Ork trukk Boy	Oi! End runnin' away, yer snivellin' humies, nosotros got a race on here!	Apocalypse Datasheet "Ork Trukk Konvoy
Warlord Skarmork The Great Despoiler	They got ded big shooty guns dat'll kill tons of boyz, but if you lot can get near em den yous've got a chance. Just gotta make sure yous bring loads of boyz, coz you ain't gonna have a whole lot left when you become close enough ta crump em. - description of the Tau	Codex: Tau (third Edition), p. 30
Snikskin, Ork Kommando	Da ooman base iz got walls an' fings, run into. And then, if I'z goes up to da wall, all sneaky-like, and blows it up wiv me bombs, den dere'll be an 'ole in da wall wot da ladz can go fru, encounter. So, when you'z lot 'ears sumfing go nail, you charge,' cos dere'll be an 'ole in da wall. Unnastand? - explaining a program to a grouping of other Orks	Rogue Trader: Into the Storm p. 92
Stormboy drill-chant	I dunno wot y'all been told, Stormboy mobs is mighty bold, We're da hardest of da lot, Nosotros make yous lot look like Grots.	Codex: Orks (4th Edition), p. 47

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Speaker	Quote	Source
Genetor Aurelius Thoze, Adeptus Mechanicus Xenobiologist.	Ork Physiology is fascinating and terrifying in equal measure out, demonstrating inhuman degrees of resilience to the point where they tin withstand seemingly fatal wounds with little credible long-term effect. Indeed, Orks witnessed suffering fatal wounds in the midst of heavy fighting have oft been observed again several days later, larger and stronger than they were before their injuries and with no sign of those wounds save for some largely superficial scarring.	Rogue Trader: Into the Storm p. 58

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Speaker	Quote	Source
From Culture vs. Kultur: Thoughts on Orkish Society past Uthan the Perverse, a controversial Eldar philosopher	The Orks are the superlative of cosmos. For them, the groovy struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? Nosotros Eldar who accept failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their plough? And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a civilization that is strong and despise information technology equally crude.	Codex: Orks (4th Edition), p. eight; Waaargh: Orks p. 62
Waaagh from above, ordered past Uzgob (telephone call-sign: Mavarork), Kommanda of the Deff Skwadron	Hit 'em difficult, Hit 'em low and give 'em plenty of Dakka	[Needs Citation]

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West

Ten

Speaker	Quote	Source
Xanthius, High Lord of Terra	The Orks plague the galaxy from the end to stop with their ceaseless warring and strife. They are a race rooted so deeply in war that peace is utterly incomprehensible to them. They cannot be bargained with or bought save with weapons that they will inevitable turn against those who tried to bribe them. I pray with all my faith that some great catastrophe will annihilate them but I fear that ultimately it is they, not nosotros, who shall rule the galaxy.	Codex: Orks (quaternary Edition), p. 92

Unattributed

Quote	Speaker	Source
Orkses is never defeated in battle. If we win nosotros win, if we die we die fighting then it don't count. If we runs for information technology we don't die neither, cos we tin can come back for annuver go, see!	Commonly held Ork view of warfare	Codex: Orks (4th Edition), p. 49
Oomans are pinkish and soft, not tough and green similar da Boyz. They'z all the same size too, and then they'z always arguing about who's in charge, 'cos no way of telling 'cept fer badges an' ooniforms and fings. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'east says "I'm very speshul and then'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot yous don't know so yer better lissen practiced". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'eastward 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it. Wot a lot of mukkin' about if yer asks me. An' while they'z all arguing wiv each other over who'due south da dominate, da Orks can clobber da lot - on Humanity and its weaknesses	An bearding Ork Boy	Codex: Orks (4th Edition), p. 40; Waaargh: Orks, p. 81
Orkz is made fer' two fings! Fightin', and winnin'!	Unknown Nob, Battle of Magna Bonum	Dawn of War
Expect at me flash, Boss!	Anonymous Flash Git	Dawn of War: Dark Crusade
Well, 'course dis one'southward betta! Information technology'due south lotz 'eavier, and gots dem spikey bitz on de ends.	Anonymous Ork describing his custom shoota	Rogue Trader: Into the Tempest p. 142

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